Taxonomy Of Nerddom

I know not everyone follows Penny Arcade, so for those that missed this a few days ago, here is the heirarchy of nerdity. I think I'm somewhere in the middle of the chart in terms of actual nerd points, which I think supports my claim to the nerd thrown because I have enough nerd cred to relate to the majority of nerds while remaining unnerdy enough to have some outside perspective to my nerdity. Like any good King, of course, I would have plenty of advisors both more and less nerdy than I.