But What Has Science Done For Me Lately???!!!!

So when Kerry said that Bush had a pathetic record on science, the Bushies, of course, deny it like crazy. Well it turns out that, as ever, it's really half a truth if you accept their crazy interpretation. See, the research and development budget has gone up quite a bit, just mostly for bombs and other military stuff and not so much for the science. God, why can't these guys ever be straight with us? Well, I guess if I were wrong all the time I'd try to cover my ass too.