Things you don't say out loud at Notre Dame while waiting in line to get into a show unless you want the crowd to look at you like you're insane

"I don't see why anyone would think a fetus is the same thing as a baby."

This is probably about as bad as, say, "I think puppies taste good with ketchup, but kittens are better plain." Only none of my friends actually said the second one.

The shocked looks amused me immensely.