September 13, 2004

Yet Another Reason To Be Cremated

Want to have Brad Pitt's picture hanging above you for eternity? In all likelihood at some point your body will bloat enough for you to steal a brief kiss from beyond the grave. I've said it before and I'll say it again, being buried is creepy, and the fact that this guy's name is Outhouse Charlie doesn't help any.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If you had actually read the full article, you would have found out WHY his name is Outhouse Charlie and his business started as a joke. I've known him personally for over 50 years, and he's a wonderful person with a great sense of humor. Too bad you don't have one!