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The Staff was really just a big stick…Anyway, it was capped by an elaborate headpiece with a carving of the sun at the top. What you had to do was take the Staff to a special map room in Tanis--it had the whole city laid out in miniature on the floor. When you placed the Staff in a certain spot in this room, at a certain time of day, the sun would shine through a hole here in the headpiece and then send a beam of light down here—to the map--giving you the location of the Well of the Souls...
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Now now, can't get cremated. Jesus needs your body as whole as possible for when he does that shiny guy in the bigass chair thing you see in Chick tracts.
Seriously, there are illustrations of Judgement Day from the Middle Ages which feature Monstrous Beasts regurgitating arms and legs of warriors, who then reattach them. I guess you were just SOL if you died because your thatch hut was struck by lightning or something. Or maybe god has angels whose job is to glue the ashes together? I think I'd rather spend the lifetime of the universe in Wisconsin. Wisconsin's pretty.
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