July 08, 2004

As If Visiting A Rotting Corpse Wasn't Creepy Enough

Seriously, I'm so getting cremated.

1 comment:

Noumena said...

Now now, can't get cremated. Jesus needs your body as whole as possible for when he does that shiny guy in the bigass chair thing you see in Chick tracts.

Seriously, there are illustrations of Judgement Day from the Middle Ages which feature Monstrous Beasts regurgitating arms and legs of warriors, who then reattach them. I guess you were just SOL if you died because your thatch hut was struck by lightning or something. Or maybe god has angels whose job is to glue the ashes together? I think I'd rather spend the lifetime of the universe in Wisconsin. Wisconsin's pretty.