July 12, 2004

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Maybe this is an old guy thing, but I've never really evaluated the varying qualities of a hardon in order to rate my satisfaction and I'm terrified by the thought that I might one day. Do we really live in a world where we take hard penis's for a test drive? "I like the way it grabs the road, but I'm just not sure if it has enough get up and go."

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